Creative kid. More creative mom.
fucking idiot got owned
I like the idea that instead of being like RAWR CHILD U R BAD, this mom was like “you are awesome, let’s make this into a bloody piece of art so everyone who enters our house will see the fruit of our joint creative efforts”
okay if we’re mutuals u can
- ask for my phone number
this has been a psa thank u
LOOK AT HIM
y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive
THIS FUCKING THIS
you: that is a nice ass shirt
me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”
au where psiioniic is a teacher and karkat is his student
can’t stop laughing
there’s not a day I don’t think about this comic
Artist Ted Lawson wrote thousands of lines of code to program a CNC printer to create a life-size nude portrait of himself that is drawn using his own blood. Source
(INDIGNANT HUFFING) NOT ALL M……ale lions
the more i think about it, the weirder this comment seems. how does this man know that being a male lion is more stressful than being a female lion. has he lived as both a female and male lion before. is this man an Animorph
male lions rights activist
as a big cat fanatic and a zoo veteran:
male lions are lazy fucks. they CHOOSE to fight cos they’re BORED.
This is Zero, the most photographed lion in National Geographic history (so I’ve been told). While his huge frame and two-toned mane make him an intimidating sight, he is essentially the biggest baby I observed while in South Africa.
You would hear these deep roaring moans echo across the reserve… and it was Zero, whining for the girls (Maggie and Lisa) to bring him food. The lazy bum would just roll around in the river bed moaning and groaning until the females would show up with a kill.
Sure, he could fight if there happened to be a rival male in the area. And his ‘mock charge’ display was intimidating enough to keep just about everyone* out of his way… but 99% of the time this guy was all about moaning (for food), mating, and mane-flips.
* - The only animal not run off by Zero’s display was a honey badger, who - true to form - did not care.