positivethinkingforlosers:

most accurate weather in the world. 

magicalgirlmami:

rockthattoxic:

magicalgirlmami:

shoutout to the kids who dont have school today

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shoutout to the people with a head attached to their bodies

shoutout to the people who need to shut the fuck up

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vinegod:

WHEN YOU PULL OUT MINTS IN PUBLIC by TonyBakercomedy

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

anxietykills-themind:

You don’t know fanciness until you’ve seen a snake with a top hat and moustache  

anxietykills-themind:

You don’t know fanciness until you’ve seen a snake with a top hat and moustache  

ultrafacts:

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chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

sharksouls:

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Switching to all-range mode!

shootingstarsafterdark:

ChaosLife - Homo Hint

With comments too great not to include. You should check the heck out of that webcomic series either way 8D

whitetail-music:

How do i Metroid crawl

pizza-omelette:

you’re such as ass catdad