most accurate weather in the world.
shoutout to the kids who dont have school today
shoutout to the people with a head attached to their bodies
shoutout to the people who need to shut the fuck up
WHEN YOU PULL OUT MINTS IN PUBLIC by TonyBakercomedy
for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’
jerry is here
You don’t know fanciness until you’ve seen a snake with a top hat and moustache
*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up
be there or
That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed
Switching to all-range mode!
With comments too great not to include. You should check the heck out of that webcomic series either way 8D
How do i Metroid crawl
you’re such as ass catdad